Can You Do A Pig?

Okay, here's my x.missions' Maddox post for the week! So, on the news today, a colored man shot and killed 3 cops, and stole a car. Now, people are suing GTA's retailers Wal-Mart and Gamestop, and developers Sony. Holy shit. How dumb can you be? Before GTA existed, cops were killed, cars were stolen. Everyone is just out to get a dirty dollar. It makes me fucking sick.

Also, people are complaining that there should be a label on soda cans and bottles because sodas are mildly addictive and not suitable for children. I wish I was making this up, I swear. Yeah, soda's pretty bad, not like back in the day, when Coca-Cola has actual cocaine in it. I actually believe soda is addictive. I couldn't quit drinking it if I tried, and when I can't get a hold of one, I do get pretty anxious to get one. Still, I'm not bitching about a warning label. Why is there always a whiny bitch complaining about everything? In this instant, I'm whining, but I make whining fucking bad ass.

On the subject of stupid people/kids... Do you realize how many children are on meds because of stupid, shouldn't be, parents? "We can't hit our kid, and teach him right from wrong, so we label him hyperactive and feed him pills." What the hell? Hit your kid! When kids do something wrong, fucking hit them. SERIOUSLY. That's how you learn. I have a neice, and she's okay, but she can be a brat. You know why? Because she spends half of her life with my mom, who is a horrible disciplinee. She just doesn't hit her enough. SO, this 3 year old girl has complete control of everything. Her parents even, just slightly yell at her. You need to grow up, or not have kids. America supports this med run generation, as well. Every stupid bitch with a microphone complains that 'spanking' is brutal, and primative, and support the made up 'A.D.D.' and 'A.D.H.D.' youth we've bread. That shit doesn't exist. EVERYONE has A.D.D. it's called being fucking lazy from eating shit and watching T.V. all day. It's bullshit, pure bullshit. Mean while, the bitch complaining about BRUTAL and SPINE DESTROYING, BONE CRUSHING spanking, has 4 little shits running around plaguing this earth on there fucking xanax, ritalin, and all that bullshit. Her kids, and your kids, and maybe even you, are the people who ruin movies for everyone.

Oh and cell phones.

Which reminds me, I fucking hate cell phones. Either don't have one, or use one constantly, be annoying, but make sure you get a tumor and fucking die so I can have my happy ending. HOLY SHIT cell phones are annoying. They got even more annoying than usual too. It used to be, "Shit, they're not home. I guess I'll call later." Now, people fucking call fucking cell phones, and you hear a complete orchestral repetion of fucking Ying-Yang Twins' - Whisper Song. Holy shit, I hope people who own cell phones die. Then they fucking talk for-fucking-ever, ABOUT NOTHING! FUCK!

Do you realize, Bush was on his bike, and fell, because he's legally mentally handicapped, and was treated by a perimedic? You would think, "Oh, boy, must have been bad." But no, you sonvabitch. He had minor scrapes on his hands and knees. FUCK! I bet he was on meds as a kid, and wasn't hit enough.

By the way, politics are fucking stupid. Did you know someone in the supreme court is trying to get a law passed, that all books in libraries and schools involving homosexual, or bisexual characters, or books stating homosexuallity is acceptable, will be taken off shelves and burned or thrown in a hole a buried? What the fuck? You elected these idiots. You.

America is dumb and proud. Which makes us even more stupid.

Now it's the bible's turn. Did you know, one of Abraham's sons, lived in a city, and their army had won a war or some bullshit, and were getting drunk and rejoicing. They were going to participate in homosexual acts with each other and Abraham's son said, "This is wrong" and asked god what to do. God told him to get his virgin daughters, and let the men have their way. He listened.

Wha?????????????

That's horrible. God just...slkafhsajk Boy, if he was real, I'd be pissed! How can there be light and dark without a sun??? Impossible, heh? Well, at the beginning of Genesis, god said, "There was light and there was dark" What? But, you dumbass, the sun wasn't created until the forth day! How is that possible? Oh yeah. That's not feasible scientifically, because you don't exist.

More pwning later.